The Internet, which you haven't seen, hides the "adult world" of elementary school students

The internet has fragmented our lives.This is not uncommon

The internet has fragmented our lives.

This is not uncommon. Each group has fixed consumption content, and algorithms do not recommend a 200 yuan TV to white-collar workers. Young people cannot find the talent sought after by millions of mothers. Similarly, the vast majority of people cannot find the online traces of elementary school students, and even leave a stereotype that they are "addicted" to Gank.

If you have a special chance,You may find that the online life of elementary school students may be far from what you imagine.

How can I say this?

A few days ago, I wandered into a post and discovered a mysterious force in the comment section.

Most of them are around 12 years old and make good use of emoji. Their words and actions are particularly neat and uniform, leaving hundreds of extremely similar but slightly different messages.

I fixed my eyes and saw that they were squatting as girlfriends, with a plethora of content elements: "Never break up", "exclusive videos", "girlfriends", "You cry, I coax you to laugh, I accompany you to make trouble".

Family members, I mistakenly entered the tidal zone...

Generally speaking, the likes collection of blog posts far exceeds the comments, but the comments in these types of blog posts are tens or hundreds of times more than the likes collection, making the whole thing even more magical.

And with these obscure and difficult to understand languages and their actions that can be considered performance arts, the elderly on this internetDecide to venture into the tidal zone and personally investigate.

Similarly, carefully managing oneself onlineCrazy drag of cool and blackened character designsIt is also an important elective course in elementary school trend studies.

Knowing a person, starting from knowing their name, this rule also applies on the internet,The first lesson of elementary school students' online contact is to give yourself a good name so that others can remember you

If there are no good ideas for a while, it's okay. Some elementary school students have already realized this and launched a practical series of tweets called "Big Brother Naming Format".

After having a name, there is also a complete set of network relationships, commonly known as "relationships".

To this end, primary school students actively look for their sisters, brothers and brothers, teachers and apprentices, and even young masters and third ladies on the Internet.

The most anticipated relationship among elementary school students is' best friend 'Once you find your girlfriend, it's a big event in life. The ceremony should be full, and you should exchange your best friend's avatars with each other. Your ID should also be added (you already have a girlfriend), and the homepage should be posted with a small video announcement.

However, relationships always come and go in a hurry. Within 7 days after a primary school student solemnly announced their best friend, they updated their new blog post with the phrase 'Who's in a good relationship? The previous one broke up with me, byebye'.

The unique language system is also a major focus in the trend of elementary school students, focusing on the theme of 'Even if Americans intercept it, they cannot decipher it'.

Don't believe it?

If the above question doesn't stump you, please translate this conversation:Has anyone told me CDX or PAWRDGN? I am an xs, but even if it doesn't work, I can give it to BZ privately.

In fact, the first question emphasizes abbreviations, BZ=notes, XS=students, while the second question is a sublimated version of abbreviations, CDX=subject, PAWRDGN=preference for gentleness, EVE=unique.

Some netizens have summarized some high-level elementary school slang

Where there are people, there is the world, even elementary school students are no exception.

In order to solve complex relationships and unavoidable conflicts, many "fashionable" elementary school students also choose to establishFamilyAdding the family name to a nickname or signature file is the privilege and dignity of family members, and can also serve as a protective umbrella when encountering troublemakers.

Don't ask, asking is a matter of mutual respect! Although far away, one must be punished! All evil will be brought to justice!

Due to the fashion of this project, even some elementary school students may not know about families until the moment they are approached by a certain family and military lords.

The founders of these "internet circle" families are also noteworthy today, with "prestigious families" reaching tens of thousands of followers. Clan leaders (usually self proclaimed founders) have over ten thousand followers on social media, and a tweet with comments of tens of thousands is even more impressive than many small red book bloggers.

Their way of showcasing Ding Dingsheng, a member of the clan, has also become relatively civilized, shifting from cursing to creating topic words, collectively pouring water to increase popularity, and highlighting the prosperity of the clan by the magnitude of the topic word popularity.

On the occasion of the family leader's topic breaking the billion yuan mark, he posted a commemorative blog post titled "XXX, the first family leader in the XHS network to break the billion yuan mark".

Pay attention, first of all, the family founder comes to commemorate the topic of breaking the billion yuan. Next, the family members express their thoughts on breaking the billion yuan. Finally, the family's division, division, and team branches forcefully implant and pull people, and a set of operations flow smoothly.

However, the only thing that's hard to understand is that a few days ago, I was still commemorating the founder of the family's reputation. Why didn't I send a video a few days later saying, 'I won't protect my family anymore'?!

Is the world of elementary school students changing so quickly?

Some adults have accidentally entered the primary school students' trendy area. Watching these childish words and twists and turns, it is inevitable that they can't help but want to make a mockery of it. Why did they start to love and be indifferent and lost in the second grade, sad and silent!

Actually, there's nothing to mock. You wouldn't think that your generation didn't have this one, right?

Taking a step back, are you familiar with Martian script? Which generation hasn't produced any "writing art" before.

The homework book with the Ferris wheel of the dark night printed on the cover reads "Like is a light love, love is deeply like". Although you didn't say anything, you were stabbed in elementary school.

So, everyone is similar, and sometimes I even think that this may be a necessary part of human growth, a curiosity and exploration of children towards the "adult world", and also a search for oneself, beginning to have the seeds of being noticed and emotional needs.

And what the internet has brought to this group of elementary school students has never been just 'non mainstream',Some children will specifically post their preview notes and publish their final exam scores on it.

There is even a specialized vocabulary in the primary school circle called "learning blogger". At first, Shi Chao thought it was an abbreviation, but later discovered that it meant "learning blogger".

Good guy, elementary school students are already cutting videos and becoming bloggers. Isn't that too overwhelming...

In fact, there are also many primary school student bloggers on other social media platforms, including @ conservative car enthusiast Liu. Under the supervision of his parents, he opened an account on Bilibili to explain his understanding of cars and tell netizens the differences between BMW, Mercedes Benz, and Rolls Royce engines.

Of course, insights are constantly improving in the process of seeking truth. As a child, Liu has limited age and experience, and many aspects may not be entirely correct. In the comments section, there are also big shots who catch insects for him and engage in friendly communication.

For him, opening this account is not only a platform to showcase his love and exercise himself, but also an internet "learning corner" for knowledge exchange and continuous pursuit of truth.

Some of his "childhood" car graffiti

For most people, as long as their parents guide them correctly and patiently, as they age, they will naturally understand that copying, pasting, and using harsh language cannot prove that they are dragging brothers and sisters.

On the day they can understand this, I hope they won't be quietly knocked on by dead, high-definition memories~

After all, by then, how deep was the love for 'non mainstream' that used to be, would it be awkward...

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